Okay these Parrot Rules were emailed to me from my brother a few years ago and I kept them.I had to share them with you.Enjoy.
I am unaware of the author so I will have to say author unknown.
(I searched to find the author but no leads).
1.If I like it, itís mine.
2.If itís in my beak, itís mine.
3.If I can take it from you, itís mine.
4.If I had it a little while ago, itís mine.
5.If itís mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6.If Iím chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7.If it looks just like mine, itís mine.
8.If I saw it first, itís mine.
9.If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.