Fun Parrot Rules

Posted By: Janny

Fun Parrot Rules - 09/12/08 09:41 AM

Okay these Parrot Rules were emailed to me from my brother a few years ago and I kept them.I had to share them with you.Enjoy.

I am unaware of the author so I will have to say author unknown. frown (I searched to find the author but no leads).

Parrot Rules

1.If I like it, itís mine.

2.If itís in my beak, itís mine.

3.If I can take it from you, itís mine.

4.If I had it a little while ago, itís mine.

5.If itís mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6.If Iím chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

7.If it looks just like mine, itís mine.

8.If I saw it first, itís mine.

9.If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

Posted By: Donnalee

Re: Fun Parrot Rules - 09/13/08 01:30 AM

That's so cute Jan (and sooo true)! : )
Posted By: EchosMom

Re: Fun Parrot Rules - 09/13/08 01:50 AM

Oh I missed this!! Have read it before but it ALWAYS puts a smile on my face. Thanks for posting in Jan!
Posted By: rockinseattle

Re: Fun Parrot Rules - 09/13/08 02:22 AM

I love that one and it has MACAW written all over it. laugh
Posted By: FeatheredAngels

Re: Fun Parrot Rules - 09/13/08 03:39 AM

heheh yep Ozzie's favorite words are "Mine Mine Mine" ...... doesn't actually say it but he sure does demonstrate it lol.

Posted By: Kris & Jasmine

Re: Fun Parrot Rules - 12/05/08 10:41 PM

I love this list! I have it posted on our refrig. apply to greyhounds!

If Jasmine sees something that you are holding and she wants, she uses her "Sexy bombshell" voice and says "Hiiiiiiggghhh! Cummmeeerrrr!" Especially to John, my husband.

(As an aside: I do remember him saying," sweetheart,if you are sure about this bird and you really feel you can 'fix' her bring her home...BUT she's going to be your bird." OK - so why is it that as soon as he gets home from work he can't wait to play with her???? Gee, should I be jealous of his very short but very beautiful Platinum blonde mistress?! {Grin}
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